i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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