are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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