Small penises have feelings too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He? As in you personified your dick?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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