If that was your dad, he is hot
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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