Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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