She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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