The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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