do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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