Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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