: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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