wrigley field is MILF paradise
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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