She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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