called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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