it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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