HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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