I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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