Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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