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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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