2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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