You work out of a Hotel?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
