I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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