The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Who put my cat in the fridge?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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