i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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