Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just had sex on a roof
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
