What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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