Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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