Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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