why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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