Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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