Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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