i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
