Where is the hickey?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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