last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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