yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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