We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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