She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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