she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads