Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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