ugly people sure do ruin things
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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