I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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