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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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