So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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