if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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