You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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