I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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