Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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