...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
