I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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