Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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