waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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