Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
