and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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