therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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