Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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