let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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