Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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