Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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