he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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